She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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