I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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