Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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