i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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