I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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