On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Someone shit on the floor
tonight lets celebrate not being married
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
