I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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