Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Acid is not a monday night drug
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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