hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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