yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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