Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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