You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We left the knife in your bed.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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