WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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