I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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