so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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