It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
How does it feel to date your dad?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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