its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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