i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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