Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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