I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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