p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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