i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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