Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
How does one acquire holy water?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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