Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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