called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
