Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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