I'm really into asian looking animals
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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