dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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