yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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