That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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