Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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