please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
