Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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