so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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