About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
did you just send me my own nude
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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