all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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