Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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