If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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