The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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