Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
