i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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