I want to stick my p in your. b.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My ass is underappreciated
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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