Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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