last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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