i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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