Buhtt sex?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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