They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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