So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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