R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I know her cup size but not her name....
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