Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
