We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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