i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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