If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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