is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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