It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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