i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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